Here are some silly instructions on packaging. It's quite interesting who comes up with that sort of explanation and who is likely to misuse the products in that way...
On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
Printed on the bottom of Tesco Tiramisu dessert:
Do not turn upside down.
On Marks and Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine:
Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.
On most brands of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
On a child's Superman costume:
On a Harry Potter wizards broom:
On a muffin packet:
On a bottle of hair dye:
On a box of fireworks:
On a toaster:
Is it really for people's safety, for attracting attention, fear of being taken to court, or simply for making you buy something...? :)
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
Printed on the bottom of Tesco Tiramisu dessert:
Do not turn upside down.
On Marks and Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine:
Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.
On most brands of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
On a take away coffee cup:
Caution: Hot beverages are hot.
This broom does not actually fly.
Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat.
Do not use as Ice Cream topping.
Do not put in mouth.
Do not use underwater.
Source: http://www.doheth.co.uk/funny/doomed
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